[Customer 1 talking to clerk about something]
Customer 2, “Oh really?! What do you do?”
Customer 1, “I work at Acme Inc.”
Customer 2, “Oh yeah, I know that place. I know Bob. He has been dating my friend Jennifer off and on for years.”
Customer 1, “Yeah, I work for Bob and Allison”
Customer 2, “Allison…? Let’s see… Oh, right. Bob’s ex-wife.
Customer 1, “Well, it is not his ex-wife yet.
Customer 2, “Really????…..”
[very awkward silence comes over the entire coffee shop]
