Apparently Jesus is pretty upset with Dr. James Dobson and focus on the Family. He still loves Dobson and his wayward followers, he just doesn’t like them very much right now.
“This is what I realized: Rampant homophobia, ignorance of sex, derision of women’s rights, a decided love of tepid dogmatic sameness at the expense of the luminosity and uniqueness of the individual human soul — it was all just too much,” Jesus said, this time appearing as a curiously shaped oil stain on a freeway underpass in Saragossa, Spain. “Then the bank thing happened and it was the straw that broke the Mary’s back.”
Apparently Dobson and his ilk have been causing problems for Jesus for a long time. Unfortunately it is unlikely that Dobson will make any changes as a result of Jesus’ recent decisions. I mean, if they haven’t been following His Word for this long, why would they start now?
